It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around.
Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.
Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.
Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always been around.
I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.
With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!