Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.

To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.