Men want to make women happy.

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

Fear of success is one of the new fears I've heard about lately. And I think its definitely a sign that we're running out of fears. A person suffering from fear of success is scraping the bottom of the fear barrel.

You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy. When you're walking them, he is always looking up at you. "There's a quarter...."

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

You know how your charger for your phone? It's like if you had a charger for your whole body and mind