Men want to make women happy.

What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

I do not know why anyone would host an awards show. No matter how unbelievably well you do at it, the only thing that can happen is you get asked again to host an awards show.

We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when the red light goes on.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?