Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?
Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire
I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
The best revenge is living well.
I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.