Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.

Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?

Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

There's nothing more fun than entertaining kids.

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day

The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.

If professional wrestling did not exist, could you come up with this idea? Could you envision the popularity of huge men in tiny bathing suits, pretending to fight?