I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.

There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.

Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry detergent, but they still can't get those blue flakes out? Why do we trust them to get our clothes clean? These guys can't even get the DETERGENT white!

I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.