Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?
Jerry SeinfeldWhen you've been in the business 5-years, as a person, it's like you're 5-years old - like a child. 10-years and you're 10-years old, 20... Etcetera. That's how I measure maturity in this industry.
Jerry SeinfeldI know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
Jerry Seinfeld