The best revenge is living well.
Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.
I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.
Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?
If professional wrestling did not exist, could you come up with this idea? Could you envision the popularity of huge men in tiny bathing suits, pretending to fight?
I love advertising because I love lying. I think spending your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality, misrepresented items and services is an excellent use of your energy.