I love being a dad. I just love it.

I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like a revelation to me. I realized these guys don’t want to go back to work after lunch. But they’re going. That’s their job. If they can exhibit that level of dedication for that job I should be able to do the same. Trudge your ass in.

You know how your charger for your phone? It's like if you had a charger for your whole body and mind

Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.

It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend.