Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.
If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.