There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don't have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.

Fear of success is one of the new fears I've heard about lately. And I think its definitely a sign that we're running out of fears. A person suffering from fear of success is scraping the bottom of the fear barrel.

I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be, and more!

If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.

Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.