If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire
To me a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has actually read the inside of the top of the box.
If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.
Festivus for the Restivus!
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.