I think the answer is we all need a little help, and the coffee's a little help with everything โ social, energy, don't know what to do next, don't know how to start my day, don't know how to get through this afternoon, don't know how to stay alert. We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.
Jerry SeinfeldAll magic is 'Hereโs a quarter, now itโs gone. Youโre a jerk. Now itโs back. Youโre an idiot. Showโs over.'
Jerry Seinfeld