I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.
I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.
We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.
Festivus for the Restivus!
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.