Sometimes they'll make little Play-Doh animals, and when they go to sleep, I'll break the heads off the animals and put them at the foot of their beds for them to discover in the morning. Nothing wrong with sending your kids a little Sicilian message.

I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.

I am speechless: I have no speech

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!