Sometimes they'll make little Play-Doh animals, and when they go to sleep, I'll break the heads off the animals and put them at the foot of their beds for them to discover in the morning. Nothing wrong with sending your kids a little Sicilian message.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need. You stand there going,"Well, this one is quick acting but this is long lasting...Which is more important, the present or the future?"

There's a tremendous power and energy in sharing your life with another person.

Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.