Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.
I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.
Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.
You can be passionate about anything.
Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.