People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.

If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach?

When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.

Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.

When you've been in the business 5-years, as a person, it's like you're 5-years old - like a child. 10-years and you're 10-years old, 20... Etcetera. That's how I measure maturity in this industry.