People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

For people on my side of the cubicle, the goal is always creativity. Spending your time overcoming corporate resistance to creativity - I just don't want to do that.

A movie is kind of like being the captain of a ship, which is nice, but when I perform by myself it's just surfing on the water and nobody really knows what happens.

Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?

Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day