I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.
Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.
I shave without using shaving cream.
My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.
We are even better looking on the small screen