Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
We are even better looking on the small screen
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
I shave without using shaving cream.
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.