Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

I shave without using shaving cream.

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.