Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.
Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.
I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.