Jim Cornette Quotes

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.