I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.