The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!