I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.