He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.
Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!