I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.
He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.
I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.