Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.