I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.