I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.