Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.