Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.
I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.