He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.