I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.