I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.