Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.