The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!