The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!