The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.