The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.
He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.