I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.