I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.