He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.
I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.