I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.