I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.