I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.