I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.