I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.