Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.