Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.