Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.