Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.