He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.
Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.