I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!