Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!