Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.