The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.