The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!