The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!