The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.