He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.
I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.
The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.
Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.