Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.