Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.
Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.
Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.