If someone picks up one thing you've written, you want them to go, 'Wow, this is pretty good.'

You didn't question - kind of like, you would go to college. You would wear a tie to work. You would, you know, you would work for 40 years. And then you would play golf for three years, and then you would die. That was how I was raised.

I've been outed as a Christian.

That's my private business. Besides, the perception is that people that believe in God are stupid.

A lot of people are like, "You're doing commercials?" And I honestly feel like those Sierra Mist commercials are better than a lot of sitcoms I get offered. It's hard work, and I'm paid a lot of money, and I do it because I love the soda.

It's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating.

Twitter allowed me to talk about parenting in short snippets and find out what I really wanted to say about it, which is that I'm a dad who had no idea what he's doing.