You ever mix two different groups of friends? That can be stressful. You always feel like you have to prep 'em. You're like, "These people over here, uh, they don't think I drink. And don't be thrown by my British accent."

I've always been somebody that it takes me longer to learn things, but once I learn them... I'm like a quarterback that plays best in the fourth quarter.

A lot of the teachings really kind of keep me grounded.

I was raised in a family where my father was the first one to go to college.

You think Jesus ever tried to talk God out of some of that stuff? 'Instead of that whole crucifixion, how about we do a big fundraiser!'

You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass."

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.