You ever mix two different groups of friends? That can be stressful. You always feel like you have to prep 'em. You're like, "These people over here, uh, they don't think I drink. And don't be thrown by my British accent."

There are some people who know who I am but there are a lot of people that have no idea who I am - which is not to say that that's a bad thing.

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.

I've been outed as a Christian.

I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere.

One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.