I love the impatience of New York... You ever had somebody not ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street, you hear a horn, all of a sudden some guy's like, 'HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!' ...You know, like you were supposed to fax this guy directions. Suddenly, you're wasting HIS time.
Jim GaffiganBabies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.
Jim GaffiganI think being a doctor is really hard, and it's really this thankless, never-ending job. It's not even that you get done with a project. There are always sick people.
Jim GaffiganIt's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'
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