Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?

I reached a point in my life where I didn't really like who I was.I was married to an amazing woman. I had children, and yet there was frustration.

I was able to make the jump to theaters without having a TV show. My passion for getting a TV show just plummeted. It was like I had already achieved what I wanted to achieve.

Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a genius, you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.'

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.

I do want everyone to feel comfortable. That's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.