Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you. So I feel like with food, it is a passion of mine. It's where my sensibility rests. I love topics that are universal, and I love stuff that doesn't alienate people.

I'm afraid of a couple things. I'm afraid of getting caught up in other people's expectations, because I feel like that's an ongoing battle.

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.

I do have some Catholic stuff that is done from the perspective of an ignorant Catholic. But other than that, topic-wise, there's nothing really filthy.

There's a certain balance between finding an opportunity to do what you really enjoy and getting caught up in the flattery of people wanting you to do things.