Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.

Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work toward.

Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?

I think the worst professional advice I received was this kind of unspoken message of "sit back and wait your turn," or "sit back and wait and let other people do things."

My childhood best friend is an anesthesiologist. It's the least amount of human interaction for a doctor. I don't think you can get that burned out on it.