I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's alcoholism in my family. It's like I've got to be Catholic, right?

We wrote about having five kids and bringing them to church. A journalist at The Washington Post wrote this article where the headline was "The New Catholic Evangelism Of Jim Gaffigan." And it was a bit terrifying.

There are some people who know who I am but there are a lot of people that have no idea who I am - which is not to say that that's a bad thing.

I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about this.

One thing I'm afraid of is not taking advantage of opportunities. I feel like these are kind of gifts.

I saw this college team bowling championship. Each team had their own coach. What kind of strategy advice is a bowling coach giving? "You know what? This time Timmy, I want you to knock down all the pins." "You sure?" "Trust me. Just do it son!"

You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass."