Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant.

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.

How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are.

I don't want people to think I believe in God.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.