Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.

I realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor.

I was raised in a family where my father was the first one to go to college.

It took me a long time to understand not to get caught up in other people's expectations. It really comes down to creative fulfillment. It took me a while to realize I don't want to just be on a show to be on a show.

I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.