The Thanksgiving tradition is, we gorge. Hey, what about at Thanksgiving we simply consume a considerable measure? However we do that consistently! Goodness. Imagine a scenario where we consume a ton with individuals who pester the heck out of us.

I think being a doctor is really hard, and it's really this thankless, never-ending job. It's not even that you get done with a project. There are always sick people.

My faith kind of keeps me in touch with the idea that I'm not in control of things.

I should clarify that anyone that goes onstage and makes strangers laugh is insane. So I am insane.

I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

Is there a homeless guy built in to the design of Dunkin' Donuts? ...There'll be an entrance here... a deranged lunatic here.