My faith is very personal. It's not something that I want to project on other people.

The whole idea of celebrity is flattering - it helps you get into restaurants and stuff - but once you obtain some creative fulfillment, which you do on a nightly basis as a comedian, it's hard to give that up just to be the wacky neighbor on a show.

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

When you have five little kids, you're not going to open Mindy Kaling's latest book. You're playing with your kids.

I would say that now I'm somebody who goes to church.

Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape.

If someone picks up one thing you've written, you want them to go, 'Wow, this is pretty good.'