My faith is very personal. It's not something that I want to project on other people.

I've had plenty of friends tell me that their first time doing stand-up, they do well, and then they tank for a while after that. Kind of like the first time you do a drug, you're like, "Huh! This is pretty darn good," and then you spend all your money trying to get the same high.

There's a certain balance between finding an opportunity to do what you really enjoy and getting caught up in the flattery of people wanting you to do things.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

I'd have to say Sunset Salsa. Nothing against Honey Lime, but it's for losers.

Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine.

I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!