My faith is very personal. It's not something that I want to project on other people.

Thanksgiving is the most complicated meal you can think of. Every night, dinner is just pasta. It's just different shapes of pasta.

The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club.

People need to write articles and they need to have angles in them and I'm grateful when people are doing articles, but I always say there's not a great mystery to stand-up comedy.

Imagine you're drowning, and someone hands you a baby.

I'm much more interested in making people laugh than getting applause breaks.

I need the concept of mercy for me to have some semblance of self-admiration. So in real life, I'm probably somebody who is more devout.