That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.

From now on, anyone raped at Penn State should just tell Joe Paterno's statue. It couldn't help you any less than the real Joe would have.

The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.

I don't pull out because... it's not my problem.

And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child.

Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.