That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.

People are too worried a lot of times what other people in the audience are going to think about them, so they like to feign offense so other people don't think that they're inappropriate for laughing at something.

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.

I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.

You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous.

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.

There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.