Mario you are a great chef but you look like a homeless James Gandolfini.
While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window.
For the record, I hate skiing... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD.
Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.
The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.
I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.