The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And thatโs probably why theyโre the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.
Jim NortonWhen it comes to stand-up, people feel this need to voice their objection through groaning or being offended. It's really irritating... I mean I love what I do, but that's the irritating side of it.
Jim NortonGod, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever just stand naked in the mirror. "You little fat-titted mediocre failure!" You ever do that for 3 hours on New Year's Eve.
Jim Norton