Mario you are a great chef but you look like a homeless James Gandolfini.
I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.
I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open
I don't pull out because... it's not my problem.
People are just self-centered-it's all about them. And we're telling people it's okay to be 'all about you' because you're a victim and it's not your fault. That's why society has gotten more and more belligerent and selfish.
The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.