I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open

I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.

I don't pull out because... it's not my problem.

You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.

That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.