You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous.
The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.
You look like a diabetic strip club owner.
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.
People are just self-centered-it's all about them. And we're telling people it's okay to be 'all about you' because you're a victim and it's not your fault. That's why society has gotten more and more belligerent and selfish.