No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.
The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.
For the record, I hate skiing... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD.
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.
I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.
While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window.