I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.

It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"