I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.
Jimmy CarrEven if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.
Jimmy CarrWhen people come over to my house for dinner, I always have a vegetarian option. They can make do, or they can **** off!
Jimmy CarrI have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
Jimmy Carr