The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.
I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.
You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.
I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.
Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.
My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.