Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.

I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.

I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!