It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it