It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!

I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.