It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.

A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.