You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.
Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids.
I pay what I have to and not a penny more.
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"