People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

Say what you want about the deaf.