I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.
Jimmy CarrI did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'
Jimmy CarrI said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.
Jimmy CarrI was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.
Jimmy Carr