People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be.

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing.

I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.