People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.

I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.

Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.