It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.

The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.