It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.

I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

I pay what I have to and not a penny more.

I don't see myself as offending people.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.