It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.

I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."

You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.

It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.