The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job.
I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.
Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.
Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I said, 'All right, but we won't get much done.'